"MAKE UP!!!! MAKE UP"!!!! I'm so bad looking, I needed two hair stylists to make my melon look passible in the publicity photos we used for the book. Nancy Naegele on the left is from Scranton, Shannon Parchinsky from Archbald were both students at Empire Beauty School in Moosic. They took great pains to bring out the metrosexual in me and my "do".

THIS IS ME AT A BOOK SIGNING AT BARNES AND NOBLE LAST SUMMER. I WORE A CARNIVAL CRUISE LINE HAT AS A FAVOR TO A PERSON I KNOW WHO WORKS AT CARNIVAL. ACTUALLY, TRUTH BE TOLD, I'LL DO ANYTHING FOR A FREE HAT!!!!!

My name is David Yonki and I write books. Actually, I never used to write novels until I was in a bad auto accident in 1999. Since then, I have used my time in pain to take my mind off of the incident. I also don't take pain killing drugs so when it gets really hairy, I begin to write. My first book was "A Radio Story/We Wish You Well In Your Future Endeavors". It is a story about a radio sales rep with dual loves of radio and women. It is on sale at Barnes and Noble, the Tudor Book Shop in Kingston, Pa. and on the internet at ALUBIRP54@AOL.COM. The price: $14.95. Photos and stories about my writing will be on this blog. Enjoy!!!! Sincerely, David Yonki "AUTHOR"