"MAKE UP!!!! MAKE UP"!!!! I'm so bad looking, I needed two hair stylists to make my melon look passible in the publicity photos we used for the book. Nancy Naegele on the left is from Scranton, Shannon Parchinsky from Archbald were both students at Empire Beauty School in Moosic. They took great pains to bring out the metrosexual in me and my "do".